03 October 2016

The Real Reason Earth Law Won’t Apply on Mars

Copyright © 2016 by Thomas Gangale


Here’s the real reason Earth law won’t apply on Mars: there is no such legal term. One may talk about international law and national law as applying to outer space, but there is no such thing as "Earth law."

Actually, Jeffrey Carr's article is a political manifesto and not a legal treatise. Throughout his article, Carr does not cite any specific language of international space law or even demonstrate any familiarity with it. He mentions in passing only one substantive international legal instrument pertaining to outer space, to wit, the 1967 Outer Space Treaty. He also mentions U.N. General Assembly Resolution 2222 (XXI); this was essentially "wrapping paper." the document by which the General Assembly announced the opening of the treaty for signature.

Writing in reaction to a recent Popular Science article, Carr asserts, "Sarah Fecht, presents a plausible, standard reading of applicable treaties and international law. Ultimately, she concludes that Earth law will certainly apply to Martian colonists." In fact, nowhere does Ms. Fetch make such a statement in her article. This is a misrepresentation, but it does give Carr a political soapbox to stand on for a few minutes. "Ms. Fecht is a heck of a science writer and editor," he writes. She is not an attorney, which would make it easy to scoff at her article, were it not for the fact that throughout the article she quotes Frans von der Dunk, Professor of Space Law at the University of Nebraska-Lincoln. Meanwhile, von der Dunk's name is conspicuously absent from Carr's article. That's right, he never mentions, much less take issue with him, not even once! Again, Carr has no legal argument, just political rhetoric.

So what are his politics? That Martians should have their own laws and govern themselves. All right, do I hear a dissenting opinion? How about you, Mr. or Ms. America, are you pro-Martian or anti-Martian?

Even Carr's political argument is a house of cards, drawing analogies from "Colonizing Earth as a Blueprint for Colonizing Mars." Why ever would we choose to have the barbarous past of European colonization guide our future efforts to colonize Mars? Shall we also return to burning witches and owning slaves, as they did back then?

Nowhere does Mr. Carr explain why "the Outer Space Treaty will quickly prove inadequate for the realities of an interplanetary civilization," there is merely his ipse dixit. It is true that international law, including the Charter of the United Nations, is transmitted to outer space via the preamble of the Outer Space Treaty. It is also true that States Parties bear international responsibility for the outer space activities of the natural and juridical persons under their jurisdiction. However, I have yet to see a legal treatise which concludes that any extant law prohibits future Martian colonists from establishing a House of Burgesses. Indeed, since the beginning of the 20th century, the principle of national self-determination has increasingly challenged a founding principle of the Westphalian nation-state system: state sovereignty, although it should be made clear that this has been a developing political norm and is not hard international law. Carr appears to assume that States on Earth would not grant self-government to its outer space colonies, yet the 20th century example was one of massive decolonization, mostly by mutual consent of the metropole and its colony. Today there remain a number of non-sovereign, self-governing territories on Earth, from Puerto Rico to Greenland; if they clamored to throw off the "yolks" [sic] of their colonial masters, I rather suspect that the metropole's response would be, "Yes, ma'am, would you also like the whites along with the yolks?" I strongly doubt that these would be occasions for war. In any case, the question of when a "colony" becomes a distinct "people" is a political one, not a legal one.

Carr discusses "The Genesis of Martian Law" in very broad strokes, "that the application of laws will necessarily take place on Mars, by Martians." No argument there; every incorporated municipality has its ordinances, after all, and some homeowners' associations have enforceable covenants, conditions, and restrictions. But Carr neglects the hierarchy of law, that some law is subordinate to higher law. It is this sense that national law and international law does and will continue to apply to outer space, the former because it is the law of the sovereigns, the latter because the sovereigns have given their consent to it by treaty. The nature and extent of future Martian "sovereignty" is in the realm of hypothetical "meta-law."

Carr also assumes that "Earth laws will be totally inadequate to the purposes of Martian colonists." Possibly he imagines that American colonists burned all of their British law books, hovering around the bonfire to warm and dry themselves following the Tea Party in Boston Harbor. Is it not true that much of American law derives from English common law, and that even some Louisiana law has its roots in French civil law? Does he imagine that a criminal assault or a civil injury will be held to be something entirely different in the eyes of Martian law? Similarly, does he imagine that Martians will be free to flout international criminal law with impunity and to engage in piracy, slaving, genocide, drug trafficking, and war crimes?

Carr declares, "As a practical matter, it doesn’t matter what the Outer Space Treaty says..." Um-hum. I would delighted to see Carr declare in court, "Your Honor, it doesn’t matter what the law says." This is not practicing law in any meaningful sense.

Carr also takes issue with the science writer: "In her article, Fecht points out that the Outer Space Treaty prohibits nations from claiming parts of celestial bodies as their sovereign territory. She extends this to a questionable reading of whether or not it is permissible for private individuals to claim land on celestial bodies. Her reading is that it does not." However, this is not her reading, rather her report of Professor von der Dunk's reading, and if Carr were really interested in von der Dunk's views, he would get the straight dope from the professor's many law journal articles. Consult the original source! You are certainly not going to find the law in Popular Science or on blogs.

Let's use Carr's own argument that "the very nature of the law is rooted in force and the exercise of force." Let's say that you build a ranch on Mars and claim certain land as property. With whom do you register your claim? For any state to register or to in any way recognize such a claim would be a "national appropriation" in violation of Article II of the Outer Space Treaty. Neither is there a United Nations registry of outer space claims, although one may surmise that such a registry might have been an outcome of the future regime to which the 1979 Moon Agreement refers (the negotiation of that regime has yet to occur). A claim of property without legal recognition by a competent authority has only the claimant's ability to enforce his fact of occupation. Sure, you can "claim" in one hand and spit in the other, but what is the worth of such an unrecognizable claim? So Fecht has a point as far as she goes.

However, what is not discussed either by Carr or Fecht is that other provisions of international outer space law express the principle of freedom from interference by other parties, and a number of space jurists, including von der Dunk and myself, see the possibility of developing property rights, including exclusivity and transferability, from such principles. I also argue the basis for outer space property rights in natural legal theory, which codified international space law nowhere negates. The difference between us and Carr is that he doesn't see this possibility and so he would rather just throw the book out the airlock. Again, this is not practicing law in any meaningful sense. If you want property rights law and any other sort of law on Mars, take a tip from this Californian: "Come and make it," but knocking law which you don't understand doesn't make for a persuasive case.

Thomas Gangale in Outer Space!
Thomas Gangale's Lies and Politics

30 September 2016

The Films of Dylan Gangale: Sphinxes

Copyright © 2016 by Dylan Gangale

Dylan and Rhade Gangale
You know that huge sculpture at Giza...
That silly head! What were they thinking?

28 September 2016

Countdown to Yuri's Night: The Ultimate Space Music Collection, CD2009-6

It's the "ultimate" because this trip through music, space, and time keeps growing. More than 2,700 music tracks organized chronologically, spanning more than a century, plus voice clips from space missions and other historical events. More than 200 hours of musical exploration... and counting.

SelectionTitlePerformerRelease
Year
1 Star Trek - Star Trek Michael Giacchino 2009
2 Sleeping Satellite (unknown edit 1) Grooveshakers 2009
3 Moon Dust Reuben Gingrich 2009
4 Космос Space" Рокерджолер Rockerjoker 2009
5 Cylon March Sace 2009
6 Космический raй Cosmic Ray Сексуальная Лия Sexy Liya 2009
7 Martian Chronicles SFH 2009
8 To the Moon and Back (Клуб Raй Girl Voice Remix) Savage Garden 2009
9 Ares 1-X - Launch Mission Audio 2009
10 Fly Me to the Moon Shane Cox 2009
11 Космос (прелюд… и фуга d-moll И.С.Бах) Space Скрипичный проект-Династия Treble Project - Dynasty 2009
12 Лететь в открытый космос Fly Into Space Steel Deluxe + Andrian feat. Liana 2009
13 Into the Void Thou 2009
14 Sleeping Satellite (SCtarleeV.Dj Club Remix) Project A 2009
15 Космос Space Тимати Timothy 2009
16 Space Command March United States Air Force Academy Band 2009
17 Fly Me to the Moon Willie Nelson 2009
18 Star Trek - End Credits Michael Giacchino 2009

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25 September 2016

Countdown to Yuri's Night: The Ultimate Space Music Collection, CD2009-5

It's the "ultimate" because this trip through music, space, and time keeps growing. More than 2,700 music tracks organized chronologically, spanning more than a century, plus voice clips from space missions and other historical events. More than 200 hours of musical exploration... and counting.

SelectionTitlePerformerRelease
Year
1 Sleeping Satellite (Sam Vahedi & Swedish Egil Mix) Jan Johnston 2009
2 Cosmic March Sace 2009
3 Star Trek: Generations Marcos Kleine Project 2009
4 Большое космическое путешествие - Ты мне веришь или нет? The Great Space Journey - Do You Believe Me or Not? Людмила Берлинская и Игорь Капитанников Lyudmila Berlinskaya & Igor' Kapitannikov 2009
5 Космонавт Cosmonaut Манго-Манго против Dj Карась Mango-Mango vs. Dj Karas' 2009
6 Частушки о космонавтах Ditties About the Cosmonauts Мария Глубокова, Оренбургский государственный русский народный хор, Ю. Григорьев и В. Kochugurov (баяны) Maria Glubokova, Orenburg State Russian Folk Choir, Y. Grigoriev and B. Kochugurov (button accordions) 2009
7 Star Trek: First Contact Marcos Kleine Project 2009
8 Star Wars Maynard Ferguson 2009
9 Soyuz TMA-16 - Launch Mission Audio 2009
10 Sleeping Satellite (Martin Nocera Montanari Remix) Grooveshakers 2009
11 To the Moon and Back (The Splitslash aka Dj Straider Remix) Savage Garden 2009
12 Star Trek: Insurrection Marcos Kleine Project 2009
13 Sleeping Satellite Sebastian 2009
14 Lighter on the Moon Nina Gordon 2009
15 Fueling Dreams That We Are Not Alone Poprocket feat. Jay Garrigan 2009
16 Star Trek Project: Pimento 2009
17 Star Trek: First Contact (unknown artist) 2009

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The Films of Dylan Gangale: Monster

Copyright © 2016 by Dylan Gangale

Dylan Gangale
Monster is a relative term.
To a canary, a cat is a monster.
-- Henry Wu
Jurassic World

24 September 2016

Countdown to Yuri's Night: The Ultimate Space Music Collection, CD2009-4

It's the "ultimate" because this trip through music, space, and time keeps growing. More than 2,700 music tracks organized chronologically, spanning more than a century, plus voice clips from space missions and other historical events. More than 200 hours of musical exploration... and counting.

SelectionTitlePerformerRelease
Year
1 Sleeping Satellite (Nat Monday Mix) Jan Johnston 2009
2 Ракета на луну Rocket to the Moon Кар-мен Kar-Men 2009
3 Баллада о космонавтах Ballad About the Cosmonauts Конец фильма End of the Movie 2009
4 Песня космонавта (Raduga Vocal Mix) Song of the Cosmonauts Космонавт и Спутники Cosmonaut & the Satellites 2009
5 Как нас Юра в полет провожал As We Acoompanied Yurij in Flight Космос Space 2009
6 Star Trek: Deep Space Nine Marcos Kleine Project 2009
7 Космос Space КремЛ KremL 2009
8 Fly Me to the Moon Linda Chung 2009
9 Sleeping Satellite (Martin Nocera Montanari Radio Remix) Grooveshakers 2009
10 Soyuz TMA-15 - Docking With ISS Mission Audio 2009
11 Leaving For Mars (B. Rich Remix 128) Lea Luna 2009
12 Космонавтам To the Cosmonauts Легендарные пластилиновые ноги Legendary Plasticine Feet 2009
13 Reaching out to the Stars Marcos Kleine Project 2009
14 To the Moon and Back (Kazantip Remix 2009 Dj Diamand) Savage Garden 2009
15 Sleeping Satellite (Robert Vadney's Blamed Remix) Jan Johnston 2009
16 Fly Me to the Moon Lisa Ono 2009
17 Space Olympics Lonely Island 2009
18 Of Dreams and Orbit LuIzA 2009
19 Star Trek: Voyager Marcos Kleine Project 2009

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23 September 2016

Countdown to Yuri's Night: The Ultimate Space Music Collection, CD2009-3

It's the "ultimate" because this trip through music, space, and time keeps growing. More than 2,700 music tracks organized chronologically, spanning more than a century, plus voice clips from space missions and other historical events. More than 200 hours of musical exploration... and counting.

SelectionTitlePerformerRelease
Year
1 Sleeping Satellite (Kenneth Thomas Remix) Jan Johnston 2009
2 Brazilian Star Wars Faroff 2009
3 Star Trek: The Final Frontier Marcos Kleine Project 2009
4 Сквозь космос Through Space Грани Синтеза Grani Sinteza 2009
5 Sleeping Satellite (Manyus & Dario Guida Radio Mix) Grooveshakers 2009
6 Yuri Gagarin Tribute Guess What 2009
7 The Moon's a Window to Heaven Marcos Kleine Project 2009
8 STS-125 - Grappling Hubble Mission Audio 2009
9 Blast Off Higher Hands 2009
10 Fly Me to the Moon Howard Collins Band 2009
11 To the Moon and Back (Housebrothers Remix) Savage Garden 2009
12 Star Trek: Locutus of Borg Marcos Kleine Project 2009
13 Sleeping Satellite (Liam Shachar Mix) Jan Johnston 2009
14 Star Trek Jaysuess 2009
15 Armstrong John Stewart 2009
16 Star Trek: The Inner Light Marcos Kleine Project 2009

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22 September 2016

Countdown to Yuri's Night: The Ultimate Space Music Collection, CD2009-2

It's the "ultimate" because this trip through music, space, and time keeps growing. More than 2,700 music tracks organized chronologically, spanning more than a century, plus voice clips from space missions and other historical events. More than 200 hours of musical exploration... and counting.

SelectionTitlePerformerRelease
Year
1 Sleeping Satellite (Uptempo Club Mix) Jan Johnston 2009
2 Когда Сатурн и Марс будут одинаково гореть When Saturn and Mars Will Have the Same Glow Dj Артем КЛимоФФ Dj Artem KLimoFF 2009
3 Sleeping Satellite (Manyus & Dario Guida Club Mix) Grooveshakers 2009
4 Imperial March (live) Marcos Kleine Project 2009
5 To the Moon and Back (ElectroDance Remix) Savage Garden 2009
6 Soyuz TMA-14 - Launch Mission Audio 2009
7 Soyuz TMA-14 - Docking With ISS Mission Audio 2009
8 Space Harrier Dokmatik 2009
9 Sleeping Satellite (André Tollenaar edit) Scribble Tunes 2009
10 Godspeed, John Glenn DPW 2009
11 Первый космонавт The First Cosmonaut Друзья Гагарина Friends of Gagarin 2009
12 Space Mission Dr. Vector 2009
13 Юпитер Jupiter ДЖАзовый DZhAzovyj 2009
14 Tranquility Base Eric Brace 2009
15 Star Trek: The Wrath of Khan Marcos Kleine Project 2009

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21 September 2016

Countdown to Yuri's Night: The Ultimate Space Music Collection, CD2009-1

It's the "ultimate" because this trip through music, space, and time keeps growing. More than 2,700 music tracks organized chronologically, spanning more than a century, plus voice clips from space missions and other historical events. More than 200 hours of musical exploration... and counting.

SelectionTitlePerformerRelease
Year
1 Sleeping Satellite (Club Mix) Jan Johnston 2009
2 Star Trek: The Original Series (live) Marcos Kleine Project 2009
3 Космическая река The Space River (неизвестный исполнитель) (unknown artist) 2009
4 Outer Space Ace Frehley 2009
5 Sleeping Satellite (Homar Rossi & Radio Jack Def Mix) Grooveshakers 2009
6 Lunar Mansions Alps 2009
7 Two Thousand One: A Space Odyssey (live) Marcos Kleine Project 2009
8 STS-119 - Hatch Open Ceremony Mission Audio 2009
9 To the Moon and Back (Dj Lazareff Remix) Savage Garden 2009
10 Sleeping Satellite (Downtempo Club Mix) Jan Johnston 2009
11 Космический сон Space Dream Андрей Филиппов Andrej Filippov 2009
12 Галактика Galaxy Баинтермикс Baintermix 2009
13 Saturn in the Summertime Barry Adamson 2009
14 Космос, приём! Space, Welcome! Борис Апрел Boris Aprel 2009
15 Юпитер Jupiter Дети Индиго Indigo Children 2009
16 Star Trek: The Motion Picture Marcos Kleine Project 2009

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20 September 2016

Countdown to Yuri's Night: The Ultimate Space Music Collection, CD2008-5

It's the "ultimate" because this trip through music, space, and time keeps growing. More than 2,700 music tracks organized chronologically, spanning more than a century, plus voice clips from space missions and other historical events. More than 200 hours of musical exploration... and counting.

SelectionTitlePerformerRelease
Year
1 Sleeping Satellite (Virusproject's Remix) KLC Aurora feat. Michelle, Junior Caldera 2008
2 The Return of Space Raiders (Galaxy Hunter Dance Remix) Space Project 2008
3 Дорога в космос The Road to Space Станция Мир Station Mir 2008
4 Lunar Park Superterz 2008
5 The Tale of Europa Phenomenauts 2008
6 Soyuz TMA-13 - Launch Mission Audio 2008
7 Soyuz TMA-13 - Docking to ISS Mission Audio 2008
8 Spaceman (Steve Aoki & The Bloody Beetroots Remix) Killers 2008
9 Марсианские глаза Martian Eyes Тату t.A.T.u. 2008
10 Outer Space T.I.P 2008
11 Martian's Odyssey Turin 2008
12 Sleeping Satellite (Minus Remix) Tasmin Archer 2008
13 Космонавт Хабибуллин Cosmonaut Khabibullin TXCK 2008
14 Cannibals in Space Universe in a Bottle 2008
15 Космический союз Space Union В. Д. Ковалев V. D. Kovalev 2008
16 STS-126 - EVA 3 Mission Audio 2008
17 Байконур Bajkonur Виктор Аникиенко, Владимир Куклин, Игорь Офицеров, Ян Кальский, Игорь Новиков Viktor Anikienko, Vladimir Kuklin, Igor' Ofitserov, Yan Kal'skij, Igor' Novikov 2008
18 И на Марсе будут яблони цвести And on Mars There Will Be Apple Blossoms Юлия Началова Yuliya Nachalova 2008
19 Трава у дома (Pan Psychic Remix) The Grass at Home Земляане Earthmen 2008

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17 September 2016

Countdown to Yuri's Night: The Ultimate Space Music Collection, CD2008-4

It's the "ultimate" because this trip through music, space, and time keeps growing. More than 2,700 music tracks organized chronologically, spanning more than a century, plus voice clips from space missions and other historical events. More than 200 hours of musical exploration... and counting.

SelectionTitlePerformerRelease
Year
1 Sleeping Satellite (Tiborg Full Vocal Club Remix) KLC Aurora feat. Michelle / Junior Caldera 2008
2 Запуск ракетоплана ""Иосиф Сталин"" на Луну The Launch of Rocketplane "Joseph Stalin" to the Moon Мумий Тролль Mummy Troll 2008
3 Звёздная песня неба Starry Sky Song Музыка для всех Music for All 2008
4 Песня про Юрия Гагарина Song About Yurij Gagarin Николай Зубенко Nikolaj Zubenko 2008
5 Юпитер Jupiter Олег Гуртовой и Группа Вега Oleg Gurtovoj & the Vega Group 2008
6 Space Orient Xpress 2008
7 Космос Space Павел Болояангов Pavel Boloyangov 2008
8 Shenzhou 7 - EVA Mission Audio 2008
9 Sleeping Satellite (Extended Mix) KLC Aurora feat. Michelle 2008
10 Infinite Frontier Phenomenauts 2008
11 Марсианка The Martian Кар-мен Kar-Men 2008
12 Hillbilly Band From Mars Rio Grande Band 2008
13 To The Moon And Back (Electricm Remix) Savage Garden 2008
14 На Марс To Mars Screenshot 2008
15 Fantastic Planet Soil and Pimp Sessions 2008
16 Another Satellite Someone Still Loves You Boris Yeltsin 2008
17 Glory of the Space Space Garden 2008

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16 September 2016

Countdown to Yuri's Night: The Ultimate Space Music Collection, CD2008-3

It's the "ultimate" because this trip through music, space, and time keeps growing. More than 2,700 music tracks organized chronologically, spanning more than a century, plus voice clips from space missions and other historical events. More than 200 hours of musical exploration... and counting.

SelectionTitlePerformerRelease
Year
1 Sleeping Satellite (Klaas Remix) KLC Aurora feat. Michelle / Junior Caldera 2008
2 Mission to Earth Lobzang 2008
3 Песня космонавта Song of the Cosmonaut Лотос Lotos 2008
4 Espace Space Mademoiselle K 2008
5 Fly Me to the Moon Frank Sinatra & MadMixMustang 2008
6 Spaceman (The Knocks Remix) Killers 2008
7 STS-124 - EVA 1 Installs JPM (Kibo) on ISS Mission Audio 2008
8 Vacio el Espacio Empty Space Malos Habitos Bad Habits 2008
9 She'll Launch Phenomenauts 2008
10 Stargate Continuum - A Day at SGC Joel Goldsmith 2008
11 Небо, космос Sky, Space Метод Тыка At Random 2008
12 Star Trek Theme Mike Verta 2008
13 Neptune Moe Koffman 2008
14 To the Moon and Back (Dj LimeL Remix) Savage Garden 2008

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15 September 2016

Countdown to Yuri's Night: The Ultimate Space Music Collection, CD2008-2

It's the "ultimate" because this trip through music, space, and time keeps growing. More than 2,700 music tracks organized chronologically, spanning more than a century, plus voice clips from space missions and other historical events. More than 200 hours of musical exploration... and counting.

SelectionTitlePerformerRelease
Year
1 Sleeping Satellite (Junior's Club Version) KLC Aurora feat. Michelle / Junior Caldera 2008
2 We All Come From Outer Space Erik Van Vliet 2008
3 Непокоренный космос Unbowed space Фиги Figi 2008
4 Галактика Galaxy Геннадий Торгов Gennadij Togrov 2008
5 Asteroid Gerry Joe Weise 2008
6 Космос нас зовёт Space Calls Us Конструцторр Constructorr 2008
7 Soyuz 11 Ghosts in the Clocktower 2008
8 Man Alone Phenomenauts 2008
9 Soyuz TMA-12 - Undocking From ISS Mission Audio 2008
10 Sleeping Satellite (Ka la Cuard Mix) KLC Aurora feat. Michelle 2008
11 Walk on the Moon Great Big Sea 2008
12 Космические танцы Space Dance Группа Неформальные Грёзы Informal Group Dreams 2008
13 Surfing the Rings of Saturn Hovmod 2008
14 Я - космонавт I Am a Cosmonaut Индие Небо Indie Heaven 2008
15 Space Cowboy (Rob Loveridge Remix) Jamiroquai 2008
16 Звездная река Stellar River Кар-мен Kar-Men 2008
17 Out of Space Kasabian 2008
18 Spaceman (Bimbo Jones Radio Edit) Killers 2008
19 Star Trek Larry Willis 2008

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12 September 2016

Countdown to Yuri's Night: The Ultimate Space Music Collection, CD2008-1

It's the "ultimate" because this trip through music, space, and time keeps growing. More than 2,700 music tracks organized chronologically, spanning more than a century, plus voice clips from space missions and other historical events. More than 200 hours of musical exploration... and counting.

SelectionTitlePerformerRelease
Year
1 Sleeping Satellite (About Blank Remix) KLC Aurora feat. Michelle 2008
2 The Return of Space Raiders Space Project 2008
3 Launch Pad Frozenplastic 2008
4 Saturn 8 Legged Monster 2008
5 STS-122 - EVA Mission Audio 2008
6 На Марсе должно быть немного с On Mars Should Be a Bit of Аборигены Aborigines 2008
7 Kelly Watch the Stars (Video Remix) Air 2008
8 Martian Rendezvous Alu 2008
9 Portal on Mars Brave Cosmic Elk 2008
10 Sleeping Satellite (DJ Pain Mix) KLC Aurora feat. Michelle 2008
11 Heroes Phenomenauts 2008
12 Gagarin on the Dark Side Captain Sorrow & Primitive Dance 2008
13 Fly Me to the Moon Dee Cannizzaro 2008
14 Spaceman Killers 2008
15 STS-123 - Undocking From ISS Mission Audio 2008
16 Космос Space Дш-Дш! Dsh-Dsh! 2008
17 To the Moon and Back (ElectricM Remix) Savage Garden 2008
18 The Imperial March Epica 2008

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11 September 2016

Countdown to Yuri's Night: The Ultimate Space Music Collection, CD2007-5

It's the "ultimate" because this trip through music, space, and time keeps growing. More than 2,700 music tracks organized chronologically, spanning more than a century, plus voice clips from space missions and other historical events. More than 200 hours of musical exploration... and counting.

SelectionTitlePerformerRelease
Year
1 Destination Moon (Live) Deborah Cox 2007
2 Martian Encounter Prince Jammy 2007
3 Тьма, космос и звезды Darkness, Space and Stars Реинджеры Rejndzhery 2007
4 Journey to the Far Side of the Sun Neil Norman & His Cosmic Orchestra 2007
5 Darth Vader's Imperial March Theme Richard Cheese 2007
6 Apollo 17 Rockaways 2007
7 Trekquiem Warp 11 2007
8 Star Trek: Voyager Jonathan Whalen 2007
9 Космический брат (Remix) Space Brother Сборная союза Union Team 2007
10 Astronauts March Sam Spence 2007
11 STS-120 - Harmony Hatch Opening Mission Audio 2007
12 Outer Space Girls Spice Girls 2007
13 Toys of Men Stanley Clarke 2007
14 Track 11 Warp 11 2007
15 My Lunar Boots Tuna Laguna 2007
16 Galaxy Vim's Spaceship 2007
17 Космонавт Cosmonaut Владимир Аспирин Project Vladimir Aspirin Project 2007
18 Your Love Is Like a Black Hole War Machines of Love 2007
19 Tribbles and Ecstasy Warp 11 2007
20 Привет, Юрий Гагарин Hello, Yurij Gagarin Юрий Белоусов Yurij Belousov 2007

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09 September 2016

Countdown to Yuri's Night: The Ultimate Space Music Collection, CD2007-4

It's the "ultimate" because this trip through music, space, and time keeps growing. More than 2,700 music tracks organized chronologically, spanning more than a century, plus voice clips from space missions and other historical events. More than 200 hours of musical exploration... and counting.

SelectionTitlePerformerRelease
Year
1 Galactic Vortex Neil Norman & His Cosmic Orchestra 2007
2 Kirock Warp 11 2007
3 Fly Me to the Moon New SH Album 2007
4 Man on the Moon Nick Cave 2007
5 Космос Space Ника Nika 2007
6 Памяти ушедшим ветеранам космоса In Memory of the Departed Space Veterans Николай Зубенко Nikolaj Zubenko 2007
7 Космонавт (Acid Mix) Cosmonaut Omen vs. Dj Madman 2007
8 Section 31 Warp 11 2007
9 Soyuz TMA-11 - Docking to ISS Mission Audio 2007
10 Your Satellite Panic Division 2007
11 Saturn Strobe Pantha Du Prince 2007
12 Moon Trekin Paul Hardcastle 2007
13 Saucerful of Secrets Pink Floyd 2007
14 Ballad of Bones 2 Warp 11 2007
15 Космонавт Волков Cosmonaut Volkov Подарки Podarki 2007
16 Satellite (The Astronauts Remix) Guster 2007
17 Галактика Galaxy Поющие Поботы Singing Robots 2007

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08 September 2016

Countdown to Yuri's Night: The Ultimate Space Music Collection, CD2007-3

It's the "ultimate" because this trip through music, space, and time keeps growing. More than 2,700 music tracks organized chronologically, spanning more than a century, plus voice clips from space missions and other historical events. More than 200 hours of musical exploration... and counting.

SelectionTitlePerformerRelease
Year
1 Battlestar Galactica - The Passage - Kat's Sacrifice Bear McCreary 2007
2 Satellite (Remix) Guster 2007
3 Taikonaut hai! Robotto 2007
4 Flying Saucer Breakdown Harry Hosono & the World Shyness 2007
5 Battlestar Galactica - Taking A Break From All Your Worries - Someone To Trust Bear McCreary 2007
6 Fly Me to the Moon HeartStrings Duo 2007
7 Satellite Helio Sequence 2007
8 Battlestar Galactica - The Eye Of Jupiter - The Temple Of Five Bear McCreary 2007
9 Гимн лагеря Космос Space Camp Anthem Ильнур Il'nur 2007
10 Saturn Calling Jeff Oster 2007
11 STS-117 - Undocking From ISS Mission Audio 2007
12 Battlestar Galactica - Dirty Hands - Dirty Hands Bear McCreary 2007
13 Walkin' to the Moon Jerry Schroeder 2007
14 Satellite of Love JoeF 2007
15 Космические войска (Белова) Space Force (Belova) Космодрому Плесецк 50 лет Plesetsk Cosmodrome 50 Years On 2007
16 Battlestar Galactica - Crossroads - Heeding The Call Bear McCreary 2007
17 Leaving for Mars Lea Luna 2007
18 March of the Space Goblins Masonics 2007
19 Satellite of Love Milla Jovovich 2007
20 Pense na Planeta Mutreta 2007
21 Battlestar Galactica - Crossroads - All Along The Watchtower Bear McCreary 2007

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07 September 2016

Countdown to Yuri's Night: The Ultimate Space Music Collection, CD2007-2

It's the "ultimate" because this trip through music, space, and time keeps growing. More than 2,700 music tracks organized chronologically, spanning more than a century, plus voice clips from space missions and other historical events. More than 200 hours of musical exploration... and counting.

SelectionTitlePerformerRelease
Year
1 Beam Me Up to Heaven Warp 11 2007
2 Star Trek Denny Berthiaume & Jeff Buenz 2007
3 Neil Armstrong Dexateens 2007
4 Destination Moon Diana Panton 2007
5 Космос Space Дима Билан Dima Bilan 2007
6 "Гимн лагеря Космос Space Camp Anthem" "DJ Кокос DJ Kokos" 2007
7 He's Dead, Jim Warp 11 2007
8 Песня космонавта Song of the Cosmonaut Dj Kosmonavt feat. A. De Maar 2007
9 Jupiter Eloy Fritsch 2007
10 Fly Me to the Moon Eric Mailov 2007
11 Exploration Mars Euphonica 2007
12 I'm Dead, Jim Warp 11 2007
13 Space Cowboy Eve St. Jones 2007
14 Another Planet Fizik 2007
15 Planet E Fred Anderson & Hamid Drake 2007
16 Laika Live Galaxy Express 2007
17 Космос Space Город 312 City 312 2007

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05 September 2016

Countdown to Yuri's Night: The Ultimate Space Music Collection, CD2007-1

It's the "ultimate" because this trip through music, space, and time keeps growing. More than 2,700 music tracks organized chronologically, spanning more than a century, plus voice clips from space missions and other historical events. More than 200 hours of musical exploration... and counting.

SelectionTitlePerformerRelease
Year
1 Battlestar Galactica - Occupation - A Distant Sadness Bear McCreary 2007
2 Melody From Mars Action Faust 2007
3 Battlestar Galactica - Precipice - Precipice Bear McCreary 2007
4 Fly Me to the Moon Aidan Goldstraw 2007
5 Battlestar Galactica - Exodus - Admiral And Commander Bear McCreary 2007
6 Martian Girl April's Dad 2007
7 Battlestar Galactica - Exodus - Storming New Caprica Bear McCreary 2007
8 Fly Me to the Moon Archie Hopkins 2007
9 Battlestar Galactica - Exodus - Refugees Return Bear McCreary 2007
10 Soyuz TMA-10 - Undocking From ISS Mission Audio 2007
11 Sleeping Satellite Bryan Rice 2007
12 Battlestar Galactica - Unfinished Business - Adama Falls Bear McCreary 2007
13 Космонавт Cosmonaut Чеширский Пёс Cheshire Cat 2007
14 Battlestar Galactica - Unfinished Business - Fight Night Bear McCreary 2007
15 Destination Moon Cole Jacobs 2007
16 Battlestar Galactica - Maelstrom - Under The Wing Bear McCreary 2007
17 Rocket Man David Fonseca 2007
18 Battlestar Galactica - Maelstrom - Mandala In The Clouds Bear McCreary 2007
19 Destination Moon Deborah Cox 2007
20 Battlestar Galactica - Maelstrom - Deathbed And Maelstrom Bear McCreary 2007

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04 September 2016

Countdown to Yuri's Night: The Ultimate Space Music Collection, CD2006-4

It's the "ultimate" because this trip through music, space, and time keeps growing. More than 2,700 music tracks organized chronologically, spanning more than a century, plus voice clips from space missions and other historical events. More than 200 hours of musical exploration... and counting.

SelectionTitlePerformerRelease
Year
1 Outer Space (She Wants Revenge Mix) Тату t.A.T.u. 2006
2 Sirenitas en el Espacio Mermaids in Space Polka Madre y La Comezon 2006
3 Countdown Portland Jazz Orchestra 2006
4 Твоя нежность Your Tenderness Приключения электроников Adventures of Electronics 2006
5 Rocketship Red Elvises 2006
6 Soyuz TMA-9 - Docking to ISS Mission Audio 2006
7 I Got Crabs From Darth Vader Robert Lund 2006
8 Schiess mich doch zum mond Roger Cicero 2006
9 Yuri's Night Scott Rodell 2006
10 Я - Земля I Am Earth Тамара Синявская Tamara Sinyavskaya 2006
11 Night on Mars Thomekk 2006
12 Я - Космонавт (melodika remiks) I Am a Cosmonaut Тина Чарльз Tina Charl'z 2006
13 STS-116 - EVA 3 Mission Audio 2006
14 StarFighter (Vocal Remix) Space Project 2006
15 Fly Me to the Moon Ts. Khulan 2006
16 Astronaut Unheilig 2006
17 Super Nova Weather Report 2006
18 Трава у дома (Sopp and sun rmx) The Grass by the House Земляне Earthmen 2006

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02 September 2016

Countdown to Yuri's Night: The Ultimate Space Music Collection, CD2006-3

It's the "ultimate" because this trip through music, space, and time keeps growing. More than 2,700 music tracks organized chronologically, spanning more than a century, plus voice clips from space missions and other historical events. More than 200 hours of musical exploration... and counting.

SelectionTitlePerformerRelease
Year
1 Space Cowboy (House Mix) Jamiroquai 2006
2 Space Night Drumming FD Project 2006
3 What Planet Are We On Five Star Fall 2006
4 Her Memories From Earth Space Project 2006
5 Тема Мечты (Полёт с космонавтом) Dream Theme (Flying With a Cosmonaut) Государственный оркестр кинематографии СССР USSR State Cinematographic Orchestra 2006
6 Satellite Guster 2006
7 Take Meta Mars Harvey Girls 2006
8 Flying Saucer Rock N Roll Hot Rocks 2006
9 Непонятная Планета Baffling Planet In-Team 2006
10 STS-115 - Launch Mission Audio 2006
11 Astronaut G. Love and Special Sauce 2006
12 Fly Me to the Moon Jimmy Sommers 2006
13 March of the Astronauts King Palmer 2006
14 Star Trek: Deep Space Nine LLDS 2006
15 Light Speed Space Project 2006
16 Большое космическое путешествие - Млечный путь The Great Space Journey - The Milky Way Л. Берлинская, E. Камбурова, ВИА Верные Друзья Lyudmila Berlinskaya, Ye. Kamburova, VIA Vernyye Dru'ya 2006
17 Kosmos Martini 2006
18 Fly Me to the Moon Matt Dusk 2006
19 Rocket to the Moon Patrick Cleandenim 2006

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01 September 2016

Countdown to Yuri's Night: The Ultimate Space Music Collection, CD2006-2

It's the "ultimate" because this trip through music, space, and time keeps growing. More than 2,700 music tracks organized chronologically, spanning more than a century, plus voice clips from space missions and other historical events. More than 200 hours of musical exploration... and counting.

SelectionTitlePerformerRelease
Year
1 Я - Космонавт (original miks) I Am a Cosmonaut Тина Чарльз Tina Charl'z 2006
2 Flute Solo from "The Inner Light" (unknown artist) 2006
3 Imperial March AeroSith 2006
4 Space Is the Place Col. Bruce Hampton 2006
5 Sunset on Planet Mars Cooler 2006
6 Космонавт Панченко Cosmonaut Panchenko Лесников-16 Lesnikov-16 2006
7 Trance Lunar Experience Countzero 2006
8 STS-121 - Launch Mission Audio 2006
9 Space Cowboy (Mayhem Musaphia 2006 Reconstruction Mix) Jamiroquai 2006
10 Astronaut's Dream Space Project 2006
11 Fly Me to the Moon Deepnote Sax Quartet 2006
12 Somewhere In Space Dj Allegator 2006
13 Star Trek Voyager Theme D.J. Freeze 2006
14 Космос Space Dj Impulse 2006
15 Moon Patrol Jam Doron Deutsch 2006

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31 August 2016

Countdown to Yuri's Night: The Ultimate Space Music Collection, CD2006-1

It's the "ultimate" because this trip through music, space, and time keeps growing. More than 2,700 music tracks organized chronologically, spanning more than a century, plus voice clips from space missions and other historical events. More than 200 hours of musical exploration... and counting.

SelectionTitlePerformerRelease
Year
1 Battlestar Galactica - Main Title Bear McCreary 2006
2 Starfighter Space Project 2006
3 Battlestar Galactica - Colonial Anthem Bear McCreary 2006
4 "Космические нимфы Space Nymphs" "(неизвестный исполнитель) (unknown artist)" 2006
5 Battlestar Galactica - Baltar's Dream Bear McCreary 2006
6 Cosmic Surf Red Elvises 2006
7 Battlestar Galactica - Escape From The Farm Bear McCreary 2006
8 The Moon Is a Harsh Mistress Albert Lee 2006
9 Battlestar Galactica - Standing In The Mud Bear McCreary 2006
10 Галактика снов The Galaxy of Dreams Анна Герман Anna Gherman 2006
11 Battlestar Galactica - Pegasus Bear McCreary 2006
12 Soyuz TMA-8 - Launch Mission Audio 2006
13 Космонавты The Cosmonauts Б.Г. B.G. 2006
14 Battlestar Galactica - Lords Of Kobol Bear McCreary 2006
15 Alien Voices Space Project 2006
16 Battlestar Galactica - Gina Escapes Bear McCreary 2006
17 Fly Me to the Moon Bart Howard 2006
18 Battlestar Galactica - The Cylon Prisoner Bear McCreary 2006
19 Space Monkeys in Orbit Casper del Blanco 2006
20 Battlestar Galactica - Reuniting The Fleet Bear McCreary 2006
21 Space Harrier Chosc 2006
22 Battlestar Galactica - Black Market Bear McCreary 2006

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30 August 2016

Countdown to Yuri's Night: The Ultimate Space Music Collection, CD2005-6

It's the "ultimate" because this trip through music, space, and time keeps growing. More than 2,700 music tracks organized chronologically, spanning more than a century, plus voice clips from space missions and other historical events. More than 200 hours of musical exploration... and counting.

SelectionTitlePerformerRelease
Year
1 Stargate Atlantis - Main Title Joel Goldsmith 2005
2 Fly Me to the Moon Simon White Jazz Duo 2005
3 Countdown SweetS 2005
4 Марш Космических Войск Space Force March Тарас Ворона Taras Vorona 2005
5 Stargate Atlantis - Atlantis Wakes Joel Goldsmith 2005
6 The Moon Is a Harsh Mistress Tone Damli Aaberge 2005
7 Martian Colony Torley Wong 2005
8 Vision of Alpha Centauri Troupe 2005
9 Stargate Atlantis – Rising Joel Goldsmith 2005
10 Shenzhou 6 - Launch Mission Audio 2005
11 Continuum (Final Mix) Vanna Bonta 2005
12 Lunar Dawn Wayne Galery 2005
13 Transatlantic Orbit Space Cossacks 2005
14 Stargate Atlantis - Our New Home Joel Goldsmith 2005
15 Трава у дома (extended) The Grass at Home Земляне Earthmen 2005
16 Mars utoci Mars Attacks Znouzectnost 2005
17 Transylvanian Orbit Space Cossacks 2005
18 Звездная колыбельная Stellar Lullaby Елизиум Elizium 2005
19 Stargate Atlantis - Orchestral Extended Version Joel Goldsmith 2005

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29 August 2016

Countdown to Yuri's Night: The Ultimate Space Music Collection, CD2005-5

It's the "ultimate" because this trip through music, space, and time keeps growing. More than 2,700 music tracks organized chronologically, spanning more than a century, plus voice clips from space missions and other historical events. More than 200 hours of musical exploration... and counting.

SelectionTitlePerformerRelease
Year
1 Outer Space "Тату t.A.T.u." 2005
2 Kill Kill Kill Kill Kill Kill Klingons Warp 11 2005
3 I Turned Into a Martian Misfits 2005
4 Moonwalk Moon Taxi 2005
5 Ghosts of Mars Mythril Nazgul 2005
6 Man on a Mission Warp 11 2005
7 Лунный ТВ Lunar TV Odyssey & Chestnuts 2005
8 Lunar Bass Origin Unknown 2005
9 Gagarin Pannonia Allstars Ska Orchestra 2005
10 Soyuz TMA-7 - Undocking From ISS Mission Audio 2005
11 My Electric Man Warp 11 2005
12 Colour Space Paul Cooper 2005
13 Moon Rock Phil Maynard 2005
14 Fly Me to the Moon Rick Scheideman 2005
15 She Make It So Warp 11 2005
16 Песня космонавта Song of the Cosmonaut Радиотранс Radiotrance 2005
17 The Moon Is a Harsh Mistress Renee Fleming 2005
18 Fly Me to the Moon Rob Stoneback 2005
19 Welcome to Our Cube Warp 11 2005

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28 August 2016

Countdown to Yuri's Night: The Ultimate Space Music Collection, CD2005-4

It's the "ultimate" because this trip through music, space, and time keeps growing. More than 2,700 music tracks organized chronologically, spanning more than a century, plus voice clips from space missions and other historical events. More than 200 hours of musical exploration... and counting.

SelectionTitlePerformerRelease
Year
1 Sleeping Satellite Karnivool 2005
2 A Song for People Who Never Watch Star Trek Warp 11 2005
3 Fly Me to the Moon John Donovan & the Dotbiz 2005
4 Star Wars Justin R. Durban 2005
5 Auto Destruct Warp 11 2005
6 Space Probe Space Cossacks 2005
7 Jupiter Kendall Station 2005
8 Rage Against the Federation Warp 11 2005
9 Soyuz TMA-6 - Undocking From ISS Mission Audio 2005
10 Космический мужик Space Music Ландыши Landyshi 2005
11 Галактика огня Galaxy Fire Майор З Major Z 2005
12 Give It Up for the Captain Warp 11 2005
13 Launch Matt Sommers 2005
14 Fly Me to the Moon Olivia Ong 2005
15 Space Victory Theme Space Cossacks 2005
16 Invasion Warp 11 2005
17 Planet Caravan Mercury Rev 2005
18 Star Wars Imperial March Metallica 2005

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22 August 2016

Countdown to Yuri's Night: The Ultimate Space Music Collection, CD2005-3

It's the "ultimate" because this trip through music, space, and time keeps growing. More than 2,700 music tracks organized chronologically, spanning more than a century, plus voice clips from space missions and other historical events. More than 200 hours of musical exploration... and counting.

SelectionTitlePerformerRelease
Year
1 Star Wars III: Revenge of the Sith - Anakin's Dream John Williams 2005
2 Звездная колыбельная Stellar Lullaby Элизиум Elizium 2005
3 Solaris Stomp Space Cossacks 2005
4 Columbia Here Are the Facts You Requested 2005
5 Star Wars III: Revenge of the Sith - Anakin's Dark Deeds John Williams 2005
6 Mars Hogleg 2005
7 STS-114 - Rendezvous Pitch Maneuver Mission Audio 2005
8 STS-114 - TPS Tile Repair EVA Mission Audio 2005
9 Star Wars III: Revenge of the Sith - The Birth of the Twins and Padme's Destiny John Williams 2005
10 Space Cowboy (Classic Club Mix) Jamiroquai 2005
11 Lunar Flares J. Russell Reynolds 2005
12 Star Wars III: Revenge of the Sith - Enter Lord Vader John Williams 2005
13 Planet Rock Jason Moran 2005
14 Lunar Landing Jason Sturges 2005
15 Star Wars III: Revenge of the Sith - A New Hope and End Credits John Williams 2005

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Trump's Exit Strategy

Copyright © 2016 by Thomas Gangale

Part 1: Premises
Predicting the course of a political campaign, like predicting the course of a peacetime geopolitical game or of a shooting war, is difficult. There are a huge number of variables, some of them not well characterized. Always important, however, are the minds of the individuals in the lead roles. I am inclined to give credence to what several sources are writing about Donald Trump's psyche, his reasons for getting into the presidential race, for conducting it as he has, and for staying the course even as it becomes increasingly evident that his style of campaigning will result in a catastrophic loss for the Republican Party. Starting from a set of premises, I will make a prediction regarding Mr. Trump's future moves in the campaign.

Premise 1: Trump announced his candidacy as a ploy to extract a better deal from NBC-TV for renewing his reality show, and failing that, to make his program more marketable to other networks.

Somewhat plausible; however, he should have realized that branding illegal Mexican immigrants as rapists would burn his bridge back to NBC. Far from strengthening his negotiating position, NBC severed all business relationship with him, and none of the other networks will touch his brand, which has become as marketable as toxic waste. At this point, his only path back to television would be to own his own cable channel, which he would be forced to operate largely out of his own pocket because he would not be able to sell much advertising time. Oops!

Premise 2: Trump never expected to become the Republican Party's nominee.

Absolutely plausible! Who did expect it? Whether by conscious design or otherwise, he went through the book and broke each and every law of political campaigning. Who would do that who did not expect to lose? On the other hand, being such a showman, he probably figured he could finish in the middle of the pack without breaking a sweat, it would be fun to play to live audiences for a few months, at the end of which he could find some other way to gratify his vanity. Just beating up Jeb Bush and driving him out of the race would have been enough to declare victory. Then the unexpected happened: he tapped into a niche market of pissed-off, poorly-educated, white men of precarious economic prospects and rapidly dominated that market. It wasn't because he is any sort of genius, it was just dumb luck, a perfect storm of idiocracy which swept him to the Republican nomination. Oops!

Premise 3: Trump never wanted, nor now wants, to be president.

Who can doubt that Trump would be the most miserable president in American history? I don't mean to say that he would do an absolutely miserable job as president; that goes without saying. I mean to say that he would be absolutely miserable in the job of president. That's just not who he is. Sitting in the Oval Office, taking phone calls, sitting in cabinet meetings, listening to advisors drone on and on and on about policies and regulatory issues and budgets and legislation, It's done off-camera and it's tedious as hell. Fuggedaboutit! But now he's a few weeks away from the general election, and it's obvious that what got him to Cleveland won't get him to the White House. It's starting to be not so fun to be Donald Trump. He can't grow his brand out of his captured niche market of stupid white guys, so he's going to lose big time. That's no fun. The Republican professional political class is on his case to pivot to presenting a presidential image, but that's not who he is. He doesn't want to drone on and on and on about policies and regulatory issues and budgets and legislation, Even if it's done on-camera, it's tedious as hell. That's no fun. So, Trump can't win by playing himself, and he can't have any fun by playing someone he's not. Oops!

Part 2: Prediction

So what is the third option? What is Trump's exit strategy?

Since he's not going to get to gush and blush teary-eyed at the adoring crowd as the pageant's crown is placed on his head, he must have in mind some other way to declare victory. And, most of all, it must be fun. Since he can't beat Hillary Clinton, and he's beaten all of his many opponents for the nomination, who else is around that he can beat?

The Republican Party itself. It's easy pickings. It's already sprawled on the mat. All he needs to do is a big fat drop on it. Oooh! I'll bet that hurt!

But until that final slam, Trump must maintain the pretence of wanting to win. Hell yeah, like pro wrestling, the election is fixed, but he's the fixer. He'll mumble through a policy speech, then he'll go back to saying something outrageous for the cameras. He'll shakeup his campaign staff, like he gives a damn what they say or do. That'll create some buzz, then he'll go back to saying something outrageous for the cameras. The more provocative the better, as addicted onlookers need to increase their habit to maintain the same high. Alternating his public personae, he will torment the Republican leadership through a dance of the seven veils as they cling agonizingly to the desperate delusion that he is almost about to reform himself into a serious candidate. The hiring of Stephen Bannon signals a further step away from sanity, but Trump's next move could very well signal a step toward traditional campaigning. The object of Trump's game is simply to keep signaling, to keep the attention on him. Nothing else matters.

Right up until the first debate with Clinton. One would almost make the mistake of calling that the Moment of Truth were it not that there is no truth in Trump, but it will be the Reckoning. It will be the last stop on the Trump reality road show, because it will be an environment he can't control, a show he can't dominate with bombast and insult. He was able to play his Republican rivals off each other, they were more concerned about savaging each other than taking him down, but he is going to be the only one in Clinton's sights... Second Amendment people, don't go there! As much of a megalomaniac as Trump is, he has to know that Hillary will have him not only for dinner, but she will dine off his carcass from one debate to the next straight through to Election Day. A good hunter doesn't waste meat. That first debate is when it stops being fun and he is humiliated as the boorish ignoramus he is.

So this is my best guess as to how the Trump's series finale will play out. At the beginning of the first debate, the candidates will make their opening statements, as is traditional. It doesn't really matter who goes first; that will have been determined beforehand by a coin toss. If Clinton goes first, whatever she says is... whatever. It won't be remembered by anyone. Trump's opening statement will be the big reveal. It will be the last moment he can absolutely dominate. He will announce his withdrawal from the presidential race, and exit stage right. The limousine waiting outside the venue will whisk him away into the night as all hell breaks loose in the auditorium, in the reporting booth, in the country, but most of all, in the Republican Party.

October Surprise is going to come about a week early this year. Six weeks before the November election, the ballots will already have been printed and mailed to absentee voters. Trump's name will be on them as the Republican candidate for president of the United States of America, except that the party will no longer have a candidate. Trump's sudden exit will create a political vacuum which the party will scramble to fill but will be unable to at that late date, resulting in an implosion. No pitcher coming off the Republican bench will be able to save the game. It will be a laugher, a game far beyond reach. And what happens toward the end of a laugher? The stadium is mostly empty. Most of the crowd has gone to the exits to get in their cars ahead of everyone else. This presidential election will have the lowest turnout in the history of the republic.

Why would Trump do this? Because when all else is said and done, Donald Trump is an entertainer. What better than to make a grand exit which leaves even his legions of detractors wanting more, especially the broadcast media, which will cut from one talking head to the next, each one more open-mouthed and goggle-eyed than the last, for the remaining 80 minutes of the scheduled presidential debate, and for the remaining 40 days of the presidential campaign. What better way flip the finger to the Republican Party he has come to despise, from its swelling number of principled defectors to his dwindling number of amoral apologists.

Yes, he is that vindictive. Yes, he is that vainglorious. The one ambition remaining open to Trump is to play the part of the greatest political villain in American history. It's at least the next best thing to playing the hero, and arguably even better. After all, everyone remembers Richard III; no one remembers the Earl of Richmond. Also, it has been said that every person is the hero of his own story, and certainly Trump has show this to be at least as true of himself as of anyone, but who else but Trump could be both the hero and the villain in his own mind, and relish every act, scene and line?

My prediction assumes that there is some method in Trump's madness, an assumption which may be incorrect, as he may have no method at all. It may also be that I don't believe a word of what I have written here, that I am just another political entertainer. You might very well think that....

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