31 March 2016

Draft Treaty on Relations Between Human and Nonhuman States



UNITED STATES DEPARTMENT OF STATE
BUREAU OF OCEANS, ENVIRONMENT AND SCIENCE
OFFICE OF SPACE AND ADVANCED TECHNOLOGY
(OES/SAT)

DRAFT TREATY ON RELATIONS BETWEEN HUMAN STATES AND NONHUMAN STATES

The States Parties to this treaty,

Acknowledging that humankind is not the only sentient form of life in the universe,

Considering the existence of other universes or dimensions, which also contain sentient forms of life,

Acknowledging the history of human contact with nonhuman sentient beings from elsewhere in our universe, and from other universes or dimensions,

Considering the possibility that nonhuman cultures that can be important allies for our security and development,

Recognizing that humankind is one interconnected and interdependent species,

Determined that all sentient species shall live in peace,

Inspired by the great prospects of humankind assuming among the sentient species of the Cosmos the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature entitle us,

Convinced that our national and international policies must prepare for these possibilities,

Have agreed to the following:

ARTICLE 1
DEFINITIONS

For the purposes of this Treaty and its Protocol, which is an integral part of this Treaty:

1. The term “Member State” means a Member State of the United Nations, or an intergovernmental organization of Member States.

2. The term “Nonhuman State” means any organization, constituted as a government by sentient beings who are not indigenous to Earth of this universe, dimension, or time and who are capable of visiting Earth, which has the capacity to enter into relations with the States of Earth.

3. The term “star system,” whether used generically or in reference to a particular star, includes the star, all celestial bodies in orbit thereof, and all regions within the star’s gravitational sphere of influence.

ARTICLE 2
APPROPRIATION

1. The Nonhuman States Parties relinquish all claim of sovereignty over and title to the Solar System and to any part thereof, and to all star systems listed in Annex 1 of this Treaty.

2. The star systems which are subject to paragraph 1 of this Article shall be the province of all hummankind, and are not subject to national appropriation of any Nonhuman State Party by claim of sovereignty, by means of use or occupation, or by any other means.

3. The star systems which are subject to paragraph 1 of this Article are not subject to national appropriation of any Member State Party by any claim of sovereignty, nor to private appropriation in the absence of occupation and use.

4. The Treaty on Principles Governing the Activities of States in the Exploration and Use of Outer Space, including the Moon and Other Celestial Bodies, Article II, is without prejudice to the rights of Nonhuman States Parties within star systems which are not subject to paragraph 1.

ARTICLE 3
DIPLOMATIC RELATIONS

1. Each Nonhuman State Party to this Treaty shall be entitled to apply to the United Nations General Assembly for the status of Permanent Observer State.

2. Each Nonhuman State Party to this Treaty shall be entitled to establish diplomatic relations with a Member State or Permanent Observer State of the United Nations.

3. The persons and premises associated with each Nonhuman State mission, whether to the United Nations or to a Member State or Permanent Observer State, shall enjoy all of the privileges and immunities of diplomatic agents in accordance with the Vienna Convention on Diplomatic Relations.

4. The States Parties to this treaty hereby denounce any and all previous treaties made between Member States and Nonhuman States, and undertake never to make any treaty without registering it with the United Nations in accordance with Article 102 of the Charter of the United Nations.

5. No Nonhuman State Party to this treaty shall enter into any military alliance or make any collective security treaty with any Member State Party unless such an agreement is open to all Member States Parties.

ARTICLE 4
RENUNCIATION OF WAR

The Nonhuman States Parties to this treaty hereby accede to the General Treaty for Renunciation of War as an Instrument of National Policy as applying within the Solar System.

ARTICLE 5
ARMS CONTROL AND TECHNOLOGY TRANSFER

The Nonhuman States Parties to this treaty hereby accede to the following treaties as applying within the Solar System and undertake to cooperate with the international agencies thereof:

a) the Statute of the International Atomic Energy Agency and its regulations;

b) the Treaty on the Non-Proliferation of Nuclear Weapons;

c) the Convention on the Prohibition of the Development, Production and Stockpiling of Bacteriological (Biological) and Toxin Weapons and on their Destruction;

d) the Convention on the Prohibition of Military or Any Other Hostile Use of Environmental Modification Techniques;

e) the Convention on the Prohibition of the Development, Production, Stockpiling and Use of Chemical Weapons and on their Destruction;

f) the Comprehensive Nuclear Test Ban Treaty;

g) the Missile Technology Control Regime;

h) the Wassenaar Arrangement on Export Controls for Conventional Arms and Dual-Use Goods and Technologies; and

i) the Arms Trade Treaty.

ARTICLE 6
DUTY TO SUPPRESS AND PUNISH INTERNATIONAL CRIMES

The Nonhuman States Parties to this treaty hereby accede to to the following treaties as applying within the Solar System:

a) the Convention to Suppress the Slave Trade and Slavery;

b) the Convention Concerning Forced or Compulsory Labour;

c) the Convention on the Prevention and Punishment of the Crime of Genocide;

d) the Convention for the Suppression of the Traffic in Persons and of the Exploitation of the Prostitution of Others;

e) the Supplementary Convention on the Abolition of Slavery, the Slave Trade, and Institutions and Practices Similar to Slavery;

f) the Convention Concerning the Abolition of Forced Labour;

g) the Single Convention on Narcotic Drugs;

h) the Convention on Psychotropic Substances;

i) the Convention against Torture and Other Cruel, Inhuman or Degrading Treatment or Punishment;

j) Articles 100 through 107 of the United Nations Convention on the Law of the Sea as they apply to piracy in outer space;

k) the United Nations Convention Against Illicit Traffic in Narcotic Drugs and Psychotropic Substances; 

l) the Comprehensive Convention on International Terrorism; and

m) the Rome Statute of the International Criminal Court.

ARTICLE 7
INTERNATIONAL OUTER SPACE LAW

The States Parties to this treaty hereby accede to to the following treaties as applying within the Solar System:

a) the Treaty on Principles Governing the Activities of States in the Exploration and Use of Outer Space, including the Moon and Other Celestial Bodies, hereinafter called the “Outer Space Treaty;”

b) the Agreement on the Rescue of Astronauts, the Return of Astronauts and the Return of Objects Launched into Outer Space;

c) the Convention on International Liability for Damage Caused by Space Objects, hereinafter called the “Liability Convention;”

d) the Convention on Registration of Objects Launched Into Outer Space, hereinafter called the “Registration Convention; and

e) the Agreement Governing the Activities of States on the Moon and Other Celestial Bodies;

ARTICLE 8
SPACE OBJECT REGISTRATION AND TRAFFIC CONTROL

1. Each Nonhuman State Party to this treaty, in addition to its obligations pursuant to the Registration Convention, shall promptly notify the United Nations Office for Outer Space Affairs of any launch of a space object under its jurisdiction from any celestial body within the Solar System or the landing of a space object under its jurisdiction on any celestial body within the Solar System. Information to be provided shall include the time, date and location of the launch, purpose of the object’s flight, the intended destination of the object, and its estimated time and date of arrival.

2. Each Nonhuman State Party to this treaty, in addition to its obligations pursuant to the Registration Convention, shall promptly notify the United Nations Office for Outer Space Affairs of any facility constructed on or below the surface any celestial body within the Solar System. Information to be provided shall include the location and purpose of the facility.

3. Each Nonhuman State Party to this treaty shall bear international responsibility for ensuring that space objects under its jurisdiction operating in Earth’s atmosphere, whether in international or national airspace, are in compliance with applicable aviation regulations and air traffic control procedures.

ARTICLE 9
LIABILITY

1. The Nonhuman States Parties to this treaty undertake to identify to the United Nations Office for Outer Space Affairs all cases, dating from the Liability Convention’s entry into force on 1 September 1972 forward, the following acts having occurred within the jurisdiction of the international law of Earth from the time that the Convention has been in force:

a) property damage, debris field cleanup costs, including harmful chemical, biological and radioactive contamination, resulting from the intentional landing or accidental impact of spacecraft;

b) crop damage resulting from to the impression of large circles and other symbols;

c) the loss of livestock due to mutilation; and

d) personal injuries.

2. The United Nations Office for Outer Space Affairs shall refer such cases, as it may deem appropriate, to the International Tribunal for Outer Space Law.

ARTICLE 10
CRIMINAL JURISDICTION

1. The Nonhuman States Parties to this treaty undertake to identify to the United Nations Office for Outer Space Affairs all cases, dating from 1 January 1951, the following acts having occurred within the jurisdiction of the international law of Earth from the time that the Nuremberg Principles regarding crimes against humanity were received into the law of civilized nations:

a) rape, sexual slavery, or any other form of sexual violence of comparable gravity;

b) enforced disappearance of persons, and other inhumane acts of a similar character intentionally causing great suffering, or serious injury to body or to mental or physical health;

c) torture or inhuman treatment, including biological experiments.

2. The United Nations Office for Outer Space Affairs shall refer such cases, as it may deem appropriate, to the ad hoc International Criminal Tribunal for the Nonhuman States, the statute of which is Part 1 of the Protocol to this Treaty.

3. The Nonhuman States Parties undertake to identify and to immediately repatriate any abductees remaining under the control of persons under their jurisdiction.

ARTICLE 11
VERIFICATION

1. Verification of compliance with the provisions this Treaty shall be carried out by:

(a) national technical means of verification in accordance with Paragraphs 2 and 3 of this Article; and

(b) inspection activities as provided for in Article 12 of this Treaty.

2. For the purpose of ensuring verification of compliance with the provisions of this Treaty, each State Party undertakes:

(a) to use national technical means of verification at its disposal in a manner consistent with generally recognized principles of international law;

(b) not to interfere with the national technical means of verification of other States Parties operating in accordance with this Article; and

(c) not to use concealment measures that impede verification, by national technical means of verification, of compliance with the provisions of this Treaty.

ARTICLE 12
INSPECTIONS

1. For the purpose of ensuring verification of compliance with the provisions of this Treaty, each State Party shall have the right to conduct inspection activities in accordance with this Article and Part 5 of the Protocol to this Treaty.

2. Each State Party shall have the right to conduct inspections at facilities listed in Section 7 of Part 5 of the Protocol to this Treaty.

3. In addition, each State Party shall have the right to conduct inspections at formerly declared facilities, which are provided for in Part 2 of the Protocol to this Treaty, to confirm that such facilities are not being used for purposes inconsistent with this Treaty.

ARTICLE 13
RIGHTS OF STATES

1. Nothing in this Treaty may be interpreted as impeding the exercise by the States Parties of their right to explore and use outer space for peaceful purposes in accordance with international law, including the Charter of the United Nations and the Outer Space Treaty.

2. Nothing in this Treaty may be interpreted as impeding the exercise by the States Parties of their right of individual or collective self-defense in accordance with Article 51 of the Charter of the United Nations.

ARTICLE 14
DURATION

This Treaty shall be of unlimited duration.

ARTICLE 15
RATIFICATION

1. This Treaty shall be opened for signature by all States, and by intergovernmental organizations in accordance with Part 2 of the Protocol to this Treaty, at United Nations Headquarters in New York. Any State which has not signed this Treaty before its entry into force may accede to it at any time.

2. This Treaty, including its Protocol, which is an integral part thereof, is subject to ratification by States and intergovernmental organizations. The instruments of ratification and of formal confirmation shall be deposited with the Secretary-General of the United Nations.

3. This Treaty shall enter into force 180 days after the date of deposit of the instruments of ratification by all States listed in Annex 2 to this Treaty, but in no case earlier than two years after its opening for signature.

ARTICLE 16
RESERVATIONS AND DECLARATIONS

1. No reservations may be made to this Treaty.

2. Paragraph 1 of this Article does not preclude a State, when signing, ratifying or acceding to this Treaty, from making declarations or statements, however phrased or named, with a view, inter alia, to the harmonization of its laws and regulations with the provisions of this Treaty, provided that such declarations or statements do not purport to exclude or to modify the legal effect of the provisions of this Treaty in their application to that State.

ARTICLE 17
ACCESSION

1. For States whose instruments of ratification or accession are deposited after the entry into force of the Treaty, it shall enter into force on the date of the deposit of their instruments of ratification or accession.

2. The Secretary-General of the United Nations shall promptly inform all signatory and acceding States of the date of each signature, the date of deposit of each instrument of ratification and accession, the date of entry into force of this treaty as well as other notices.

ARTICLE 18
DEPOSITARY

1. The Secretary-General of the United Nations shall be the Depositary of this Treaty and shall receive signatures, instruments of ratification and instruments of accession.

2. The Depositary shall promptly inform all States Signatories and acceding States of the date of each signature, the date of deposit of each instrument of ratification or accession, the date of the entry into force of this Treaty and of any amendments and changes thereto, and the receipt of other notices.

3. The Depositary shall send duly certified copies of this Treaty to the Governments of the States Signatories and acceding States.

4. This Treaty shall be registered by the Depositary pursuant to Article 102 of the Charter of the United Nations.

ARTICLE 19
AMENDMENTS

1. At any time after the entry into force of this Treaty, any State Party may propose amendments to this Treaty, the Protocol, or the Annexes to the Protocol. Any State Party may also propose changes, in accordance with paragraph 7, to the Protocol or the Annexes thereto. Proposals for amendments shall be subject to the procedures in paragraphs 2 to 6. Proposals for changes, in accordance with paragraph 7, shall be subject to the procedures in paragraph 8.

2. The proposed amendment shall be considered and adopted only by an Amendment Conference.

3. Any proposal for an amendment shall be communicated to the Secretary-General of the United Nations, who shall circulate it to all States Parties and the Depositary and seek the views of the States Parties on whether an Amendment Conference should be convened to consider the proposal. If a majority of the States Parties notify the Secretary-General no later than 30 days after its circulation that they support further consideration of the proposal, the Secretary-General shall convene an Amendment Conference to which all States Parties shall be invited.

4. The Amendment Conference shall be held immediately following a regular session of the Conference unless all States Parties that support the convening of an Amendment Conference request that it be held earlier. In no case shall an Amendment Conference be held less than 60 days after the circulation of the proposed amendment.

5. Amendments shall be adopted by the Amendment Conference by a positive vote of a majority of the States Parties with no State Party casting a negative vote.

6. Amendments shall enter into force for all States Parties 30 days after deposit of the instruments of ratification or acceptance by all those States Parties casting a positive vote at the Amendment Conference.
 
ARTICLE 20
WITHDRAWAL

1. Each State Party shall, in exercising its national sovereignty, have the right to withdraw from this Treaty if it decides that extraordinary events related to the subject matter of this Treaty have jeopardized its supreme interests.

2. Withdrawal shall be effected by giving notice six months in advance to all other States Parties, the Executive Council, the Depositary Secretary-General of the United Nations and the United Nations Security Council. Notice of withdrawal shall include a statement of the extraordinary event or events which a State Party regards as jeopardizing its supreme interests.

3. In the event of the withdrawal by one State listed in Annex 2 to this Treaty, or by all Nonhuman States, this treaty shall be terminated.

ARTICLE 21
AUTHORITATIVE TEXTS

This Treaty, of which the Arabic, Chinese, English, French, Russian and Spanish texts, and texts of languages designated by the Nonhuman States Parties, are equally authentic, shall be deposited with the Secretary-General of the United Nations.

Countdown to Yuri's Night: The Ultimate Space Music Collection, CD1988-1

It's the "ultimate" because this trip through music, space, and time keeps growing. More than 2,700 music tracks organized chronologically, spanning more than a century, plus voice clips from space missions and other historical events. More than 200 hours of musical exploration... and counting.
SelectionTitlePerformerRelease
Year
1 Close Encounters of the Third Kind Suite Zubin Mehta & the Los Angeles Philharmonic 1988
2 Space 1988-04-01 Grateful Dead 1988
3 STS-26 - Launch Mission Audio 1988
4 STS-26 - Landing Mission Audio 1988
5 Space 1988-04-03 Grateful Dead 1988
6 Laika Mecano 1988
7 Buran - Launch Russian Documentary 1988
8 Buran BBC News 1988
9 Space 1988-04-15 Grateful Dead 1988
10 Звездный каталог Star Catalog Жанна Агузарова Zhanna Aguzarova 1988

Index to Countdown to Yuri's Night: The Ultimate Space Music Collection

30 March 2016

Countdown to Yuri's Night: The Ultimate Space Music Collection, CD1987-1

It's the "ultimate" because this trip through music, space, and time keeps growing. More than 2,700 music tracks organized chronologically, spanning more than a century, plus voice clips from space missions and other historical events. More than 200 hours of musical exploration... and counting.
SelectionTitlePerformerRelease
Year
1 Couple of Mates (From Mars & Jupiter) Manfred Mann's Earth Band 1987
2 Space Shuttle Buddy Rich 1987
3 Rocket (Lunar Mix) Def Leppard 1987
4 Star Trekkin' Firm 1987
5 Space 1987-09-18 Grateful Dead 1987
6 The Moon Is a Harsh Mistress Joan Baez 1987
7 Mir EO-2 and EO-3 Mission Audio 1987
8 Surfing With the Alien Joe Satriani 1987
9 Star Cops - It Won't Be Easy (Extended Version) Justin Hayward 1987
10 Hymn (From Jupiter) Manfred Mann's Earth Band 1987
11 Another Girl, Another Planet Only Ones 1987
12 Star Trek Phil Woods Quintet 1987
13 Mission Rush 1987
14 Planets Schmanets Manfred Mann's Earth Band 1987

Index to Countdown to Yuri's Night: The Ultimate Space Music Collection

29 March 2016

A Kiss Is Just a Kiss

Copyright © 2016 by Thomas Gangale

 
Roxanne Tongilava, Denzel Tongilava, Bette Tongilava, and Jadzia Tongilava

It was my habit, after a long day of researching and writing my dissertation on the international law of outer space, to take my four dogs for a leisurely walk to Rodney Tui'nukuafe's liquor store, which was situated on a back street of Fanga which neither Google Maps nor Mapquest identified. The dogs and I would get a little exercise, and I would unwind while enjoying a cold can of Tafi or New Zealand Lager on warm afternoon (as though there are ever cold afternoons in Tonga), and while also enjoying the companionship of my dogs. They were the descendants of some of the ten dogs which Sione P. Tongilava is said to have kept in his home years ago. Three of my dogs were born under Sione's house on Hala Taufa'ahau, where I was then living, and for all I know, their mother was also born under the house before we moved in, so, all four dogs were named Tongilava. Marilyn named the mother Bette Davis Tongilava, because before we befriended her, she was quite feral, and she would fix us with penetrating stares as she came and went while suckling her puppies under the house; she had Bette Davis eyes. Of the first litter to which she gave birth after we moved into the house, Denzel Washington Tongilava and Jadzia Dax Tongilava were the survivors of six puppies. Roxanne Ursula Tongilava was the survivor of a litter of two born about 13 months later. So much for the genealogy, which is an important field of knowledge on an small island where everyone is related one way or another. In any case, the dogs enjoyed our walks at least as much as I did, as these were their opportunities to travel as a pack.

As I sat on the step in front of Rodney's store, leaned against a metal pole and sipped my beer, a sage young lad sat across from the dogs and me, with his back to the chain link fence, beyond which was the unnamed street. Many Tongans do not understand the palangi (white person) appreciation of dogs; rather, they grow up learning to despise dogs, to throw stones at dogs, and as the inevitable consequence of their cruelty to dogs, to fear them. Of course, Sione Tongilava and his family were outstanding exceptions.

Jadzia, as was her frequent pleasure, was licking my face like an ice cream cone in between my sips of cold beer. The Tongan lad voiced his objection to this. "You should not let a dog lick your face. Dogs are filthy animals. They eat filthy things. Then you get it on your face."

"Well. I'm 61 years old, and it hasn't killed me yet. There are very few diseases that are communicable between dogs and humans, and even fewer of those diseases are here in Tonga. How old are you?"

"Eighteen."

"Have you kissed a girl yet?"

"No."

"Well, don't. You can get a lot more diseases from kissing a girl than you can from kissing a dog, and worse ones, too. Open mouth kissing a girl is risky behavior. You can't get AIDS from a dog."

I suppose the adolescent virgin was embarrassed. He stood up. "I don't give a fuck!"

"Well, you haven't yet, anyway, and I advise you not to."

"I don't give a shit!" He stomped away.

"That too?" I called to him. "Well, that's a serious medical condition. Take care of it, mate."

He shouted back, "I'll kill your dogs and eat them!"

Hardly a week goes by that some Tongan doesn't express a culinary interest in my dogs, usually as a jest, which I regard as being in impeccably bad taste, so I had developed a stock answer, "You better have two thousand pa'anga for each one. The last guy who killed and ate my dog, the magistrate ordered him to pay me two thousand pa'anga or go to Tolitoli for six months." To this I added, "Looking at you, I don't think you can afford toilet paper, but you don't give a shit. The new friends you make in Tolitoli may be able to fix that problem. At least they'll give it a vigorous try, I daresay."

Having been kissed off with extreme prejudice, the young man darted off behind Rodney's store. It was not the most relaxing pause for beer at Rodney's, although it did have its diverting moments.

I see the guy at Rodney's now and then. He doesn't say much these days.

Thomas Gangale's Tales of Tonga

Countdown to Yuri's Night: The Ultimate Space Music Collection, CD1986-3

It's the "ultimate" because this trip through music, space, and time keeps growing. More than 2,700 music tracks organized chronologically, spanning more than a century, plus voice clips from space missions and other historical events. More than 200 hours of musical exploration... and counting.
SelectionTitlePerformerRelease
Year
1 Aliens - Main Title James Horner 1986
2 Aliens - Resolution and Hyperspace James Horner 1986
3 Drums 1986-05-03 Grateful Dead 1986
4 Space 1986-05-03 Grateful Dead 1986
5 Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home - Main Title Leonard Rosenman 1986
6 Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home - Market Street Yellowjackets 1986
7 Soyuz T-15 - In Orbit Mission Audio 1986
8 Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home - Chekov's Run Leonard Rosenman 1986
9 Space 1986-05-10 Grateful Dead 1986
10 Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home - Ballad of the Whale Yellowjackets 1986
11 Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home - Hospital Chase Leonard Rosenman 1986
12 Telstar Ventures 1986
13 Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home - Home Again (End Credits) Leonard Rosenman 1986

Index to Countdown to Yuri's Night: The Ultimate Space Music Collection

28 March 2016

Countdown to Yuri's Night: The Ultimate Space Music Collection, CD1986-2

It's the "ultimate" because this trip through music, space, and time keeps growing. More than 2,700 music tracks organized chronologically, spanning more than a century, plus voice clips from space missions and other historical events. More than 200 hours of musical exploration... and counting.
SelectionTitlePerformerRelease
Year
1 The Thing Neil Norman & His Cosmic Orchestra 1986
2 "Галактическое путешествие [из к-ф Поезд вне расписания] Galactic Travel [Unscheduled Train]" "Диалог Dialog" 1986
3 War of the Worlds Neil Norman & His Cosmic Orchestra 1986
4 My Own Planet Flaming Lips 1986
5 Angry Red Planet Neil Norman & His Cosmic Orchestra 1986
6 "Сатурн Saturn" "Космическая детскотека Cosmic Discotheque" 1986
7 Lost in Space Neil Norman & His Cosmic Orchestra 1986
8 Space 1986-03-25 Grateful Dead 1986
9 Vena's Dance Neil Norman & His Cosmic Orchestra 1986
10 "Юпитер [из к-ф Поезд вне расписания] Jupiter [Unscheduled Train]" "Диалог Dialog" 1986
11 Mir - Launch NBC News 1986
12 Space 1999, Year 2 Neil Norman & His Cosmic Orchestra 1986
13 Mars, the Bringer of War Emerson, Lake, & Powell 1986
14 UFO Neil Norman & His Cosmic Orchestra 1986
15 Orion Metallica 1986
16 Capricorn One Neil Norman & His Cosmic Orchestra 1986
17 Red Shift Sex Clark Five 1986
18 Flash Gordon Neil Norman & His Cosmic Orchestra 1986
19 Rock It to the Moon Stranglers 1986
20 ET Neil Norman & His Cosmic Orchestra 1986
21 Fly Me to the Moon Vermont Jazz Ensemble 1986
22 Return of the Jedi Neil Norman & His Cosmic Orchestra 1986

Index to Countdown to Yuri's Night: The Ultimate Space Music Collection

24 March 2016

Countdown to Yuri's Night: The Ultimate Space Music Collection, CD1986-1

It's the "ultimate" because this trip through music, space, and time keeps growing. More than 2,700 music tracks organized chronologically, spanning more than a century, plus voice clips from space missions and other historical events. More than 200 hours of musical exploration... and counting.
SelectionTitlePerformerRelease
Year
1 Space 1986-03-31 Grateful Dead 1986
2 Voyager 2 - Uranus Flyby NASA Documentary 1986
3 The Planets - Uranus, the Magician Gustav Holst / Royal Philharmonic Orchestra, Andre Previn cond. 1986
4 The Final Countdown Europe 1986
5 New World Boston 1986
6 Launch Boston 1986
7 STS-51L - Launch Mission Audio and CBS News 1986
8 Challenger Accident Address Ronald Reagan 1986
9 Flying for Me John Denver 1986
10 Fifty-One-L Sex Clark Five 1986
11 Challenger Accident Investigation NASA Documentary 1986
12 Green Hills of Earth David Frishberg 1986

Index to Countdown to Yuri's Night: The Ultimate Space Music Collection

23 March 2016

Countdown to Yuri's Night: The Ultimate Space Music Collection, CD1985-2

It's the "ultimate" because this trip through music, space, and time keeps growing. More than 2,700 music tracks organized chronologically, spanning more than a century, plus voice clips from space missions and other historical events. More than 200 hours of musical exploration... and counting.
SelectionTitlePerformerRelease
Year
1 Enemy Mine - The Relationship Maurice Jarre 1985
2 Fly Me to the Moon Marvin Gaye 1985
3 Space - 1985-09-15 Grateful Dead 1985
4 Enemy Mine - The Small Drac Maurice Jarre 1985
5 STS-51J - Launch Mission Audio 1985
6 Enemy Mine - The Birth of Zammis Maurice Jarre 1985
7 Clouds Across the Moon Richard Anthony Hewson Band 1985
8 Enemy Mine - Davidge's Lineage Maurice Jarre 1985
9 Space - 1985-11-22 Grateful Dead 1985
10 Enemy Mine - Before the Drac Holy Council Maurice Jarre 1985

Index to Countdown to Yuri's Night: The Ultimate Space Music Collection

22 March 2016

Cast the First Stone

Copyright © 2016 by Thomas Gangale


Denzel Tongilava, Bette Tongilava, and Roxanne Tongilava

There are few intersection street signs in Tonga, and those few are confined to the central business district of Nuku'alofa, the capital city. Also, obviously, it wouldn't be useful to assign numbers to the houses to unidentifiable streets, so there are none. I noticed this as soon as I arrived in Tonga, and when I mentioned it, I was told that the government was working on it, just one of the many apocrypha I have heard here. This might make it difficult to give directions to someone, especially the emergency services dispatcher on the telephone, were it not for all of the churches and all of the Chinese-owned shops. There are one of each on practically every block. Also, there are the funeral feasts, several a day, for which someone's house gets decked out in black and purple bunting. Then there are the neighborhood halls, not as ubiquitous as the aforementioned landmarks, but useful landmarks nevertheless. So, using the churches, Chinese shops, funeral feasts, and neighborhood halls as points of reference, navigating the streets of Tonga becomes child’s play.

The following story occurred in the Fanga district outside a house at a T-intersection of Hala Taufa'ahau and some unnamed street. Across the unnamed street was a Free Wesleyan church (I suppose there were also slave Wesleyans long ago, and I suppose they had their own places of worship, but by the time I came to Tonga all Wesleyans were free as far as I know, except for those compelled to enjoy the government's hospitality at the Hu'atolitoli Hilton. Across Hala Taufa'ahau, the main road leading south out of the capital city, were several Chinese shops which were adhering to the well-known real estate maxim, "location, location, location." After all, if you can't get good directions, you had damned well better be in the best location to begin with so you don't need to suffer through the unprofitable tedium of looking for some inferior location. About a week after the occurrence of the story which I am about to relate, there was a funeral feast at a house across the unnamed street from the neighborhood hall in Fanga. Now you know precisely where this story occurred.

It was my habit, after a long day of researching and writing my dissertation on the international law of outer space, to take my four dogs for a leisurely walk to Rodney Tui'nukuafe's liquor store, which was situated on a back street of Fanga which neither Google Maps nor Mapquest identified. The dogs and I would get a little exercise, and I would unwind while enjoying a cold can of Tafi or New Zealand Lager on warm afternoon (as though there are ever cold afternoons in Tonga), and while also enjoying the companionship of my dogs. They were the descendants of some of the ten dogs which Sione P. Tongilava is said to have kept in his home years ago. Three of my dogs were born under Sione's house on Hala Taufa'ahau, where I was then living, and for all I know, their mother was also born under the house before we moved in, so, all four dogs were named Tongilava. Marilyn named the mother Bette Davis Tongilava, because before we befriended her, she was quite feral, and she would fix us with penetrating stares as she came and went while suckling her puppies under the house; she had Bette Davis eyes. Of the first litter to which she gave birth after we moved into the house, Denzel Washington Tongilava and Jadzia Dax Tongilava were the survivors of six puppies. Roxanne Ursula Tongilava was the survivor of a litter of two born about 13 months later. So much for the genealogy, which is an important field of knowledge on an small island where everyone is related one way or another. In any case, the dogs enjoyed our walks at least as much as I did, as these were their opportunities to travel as a pack.

On this particular day, Bette decided to take a major league dump in front of the chain-link gate to the house across the unnamed street from the Free Wesleyan church. I was standing in the late afternoon sun, and the yard beyond the gate was in the shade of a large tree. Also, some bushes had grown alongside the chain-link fence. So, I was taken by surprise when a Tongan man about my age suddenly rushed out of the gloom, brandishing a rock at Bette with aggressive intent. I stooped down, picked up a larger rock, lifted up myself, and said unto him, "Let him who is without sin cast the first stone."

The spiritual irony of this being spoken in such a context across the street from a church probably was lost on the man... well, maybe not. His eyes grew wide with outrage. "Fuck you! Pick up that dog shit!"

Given that I was studying for a doctorate in law, and being particularly interested in the Tongan law regarding dogs and other animals, I was reasonably sure that there was no poop scoop law. Also, I had reasonable doubt that Bette had defecated on his property; first on the grounds that where she had done the dirt was aligned perfectly with two power poles to either side some meters away, evidence of a public easement on the unpaved side of the street, and secondly, on the grounds that as legal technicality the only landowner in the Kingdom of Tonga was the King himself, and everyone else leased from him. Furthermore, why was this guy fretting about the droppings of one leashed dog when there were hundreds of free-roaming dogs in the neighborhood pooping with impunity anywhere the pleased and as necessity dictated? Lastly, the man had a puppy chained up to a metal stake in his yard, apparently welcome to poop in it at its leisure. I was confident that my case was solid, so solid in fact that I picked up the solid that had been in Bette's bowels only moments earlier, in full compliance with the man's request. I tossed it straight up into the air in a high arc, the proverbial straight poop; it broke up in flight, and the fragments landed not very far, about a meter downrange. I felt that this action was more expedient than engaging the man in a prolonged legal discussion.

His eyes grew even wider with even more outrage. "Fuck you! I'm going to shoot you!"

Where the hell did this guy think we were, the Wild West? I was from San Francisco, where you couldn’t get much wilder or more westerly and still be in the contiguous United States. This was not the first time that I had been threatened with a gunshot from a firearm nowhere in sight, and that was in California. Here in Tonga, there was no Second Amendment right to keep and arm bears; consequently, nobody had any bears, and the few Tongans who had firearms either had permits or they were Speakers of Parliament who mistakenly thought that they could get away with not having a permit.

"Excellent, "I said. "While you're getting your gun, I'll phone the police. I'll tell them that you just threatened to shoot me, which, if you cannot produce a permit, will constitute probable cause for the police to search your premises for an illegal firearm. How does that sound to you?"

"Fuck you! Get out of here!"

"When I'm inclined to," I agreed. "Meanwhile, I am a legal resident of Tonga, and this is a public street. I have every right to be here."

In any case, shortly thereafter I turned to continue my pleasant outing with my dogs. It was then that I became aware that, given that were shouting at each other across the street from the Free Wesleyan church, we had attracted a crown of onlookers. One of them approached me as I passed, "What's going on?" I gave him a synopsis. He shook his head. "Don't talk to him. He's a drunk." It was as plausible an explanation as any. I continued to walk my dogs along the same route we took every day except on Sundays, when I couldn't rest outside of Rodney's liquor store and nurse a beer for half an hour.

Two weeks passed before the same man and I chanced to sight each other again. He approached the chain-link gate and extended his hand over it in a gesture of friendship. "I'm sorry about what happened. I want it to be in the past."

I transferred a couple of leashes from my right hand to my left one, then I took his hand. "It's in the past. I try to never miss an opportunity to make a friend." We talked about our dogs for awhile.

Another week passed, and this time I waited at the gate while he stooped over the metal stake in the ground. I saw that he now had two puppies. His back had been toward me, but he turned and saw me as he rose, and he walked to the gate with a broken dog collar in his hand. I knew the problem all too well. The underdeveloped global south is a dumping ground for substandard products that the industrialized global north can't sell within its own sphere. Our dogs had gone through a lot of flimsy collars over the years until Marilyn found some excessively sturdy ones at (where else) a Chinese shop. These dog collars were so mil-spec that we joked that the Chinese must have designed them for chows serving with the People's Liberation Army. I told my new friend where to buy the collars, but when I got home and told Marilyn, she decided to go ahead and buy a couple of them the following day. The next time I saw my friend, I told him that we had collars for his dogs, but that because they were made for large dogs, we would have to drill extra holes in them so they would fit his dogs. Since then he has passed a cold beer over the gate to me on a couple of occasions.
It was far from an auspicious beginning, but that's how one makes friends in Tonga. Having failed in their plot to kill and eat Captain James Cook, the Tongans befriended him, so he called Tonga the "Friendly Islands." 

The Hawai'ians ate him instead.

Thomas Gangale's Tales of Tonga