The manufacturing and marketing of cat toys has to be one of the great scams of all time, in the same vein as the infamous pet rock. Cats don't need fancy store-bought toys; they have the imagination to create their own toys out of commonplace objects.
A sheet's been jammed in the machine
She has to work to wrest it free
She crumples and throws it to the floor
It has no use anymore
He, ever watchful for some prey
Has missed no occasion to play
He springs across the room with his all
And he strikes at Paperball
He will wrestle it to the floor
He will bite, he will kick, and even more
He's underfoot whilst she prepares
The evening's culinary fare
But just roll a paper down the hall
And he'll strike at Paperball
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